My Birthday and the Mysterious Facebook Woman
Today I turned 29! I had a great day. I had planned not to celebrate today, because my two other May birthday friends and I are celebrating together on Saturday. But my family kidnapped me from work and took me to the Mandarin for Chinese food! I got an iTunes Gift card from my sister, two nice shirts from my parents (including a Spider-Man one!), and a home-cooked meal-of-my-choice from my friend Robin, to be redeemed later!
I also got lots of kind Happy Birthday messages from my friends and acquaintances, on my Facebook wall. However, I was very displeased to find the following ad on my Facebook today. Apparently the Facebook advertising program noticed that I was not only 29, but also single! Imagine that! Unheard of! Hear that whimpering sound? That is the sound of the universe imploding because I am 29 and single.
At least I can be grateful that Facebook did not show me pictures of scantily-clad women, like some other high-traffic sites do.
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Hey Shane...
I know that the "single life" [especially in today's world] does have it's up's-and-down's, but hang in there Shane. You're not alone.
I mean-heck, look at me for an example..... (Can you believe that I've even had some people call me "CRAZY"?!)
But on a more serious note now, from a friend-to-a-friend... I'm here for you Shane if you ever need someone to talk to.
Your Friend, Sarah Legendre
P. S: "Happy Belated Birthday" Shane. Sorry I'm late on the birthday wish.