If You Want Something Done Right . . .
If you want something done right, sometimes you just have to create a steam-powered robot army to do it for you. Not that I don't have loyal followers to do my bidding, but some things are best left to robots. Plus, watching a robot army at work is absolutely inspiring. The way they destroyed the scores of zeppelins sent to hunt me down last year, it almost brought tears to my eyes. I feel more comfortable around robots anyway. People always end up talking about love, mercy and goodness. Give me a robot's blank stare and mechanical heart any day.